Dying Fulfilled : Ministers, Priests, and the Church of Life

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Ministers, Priests, and the Church of Life

Yesterday, during my second period English class, I decided to research how to become an ordained minister. I was under the impression that I had to be 18 years of age, but when I visited the church of life's website, I discovered that I only had to be older than 13. In two minutes I submitted my application and within seconds, I was officially a minister, priest, and pastor. I can now marry people, perform baptisms and funerals, start my own church, bless water, perform last and first rites, and absolve people of their sins after confession. Despite the fact that I'm not religious, I can not wait to put this to good use. I'm so excited :)

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My Bucket List

1.) Drive down Rhodeo Dr like in the movies (X)
2.) Make beef stew from scratch
3.) Ride a motorcycle
4.) Kiss in the rain
5.) Become an ordained minister (X)
6.) Invent something awesome(X)
7.) Vote
8.) Visit the moon
9.) Go undercover
10.) Help Wolf Gang Puck make food for the Oscars
11.) Visit a club but don't drink
12.) Go on a treasure hunt
13.) Learn how to Waltz (X)
14.) Stand up for someone in need
15.) Sleep in a tree house
16.) Go rock climbing
17.) Wear a million dollar dress
18.) Dye somebody's hair
19.) Throw my fist in the air with feeling (like in The Breakfast Club)
20.) Kiss a famous, hot actor
21.) Swim with dolphins
22.) Do a flashmob (X)
23.) Ride the tallest roller coaster in the world
24.) Read a book in one day (X)
25.) Go fishing
26.) Go to an abandoned store and trash it (like in Zombieland)
27.) Win an Oscar
28.) Go to Ireland and sing the song from Legally Blonde about Irish men
29.) Cry without apologizing(X)
30.) Laugh until I cry
31.) Learn fencing
32.) Meet Quentin Tarantino
33.) Write a real letter and send it with no return address
34.) Help a spirit reach the afterlife
35.) Prefect my British Accent
36.) Play a real piano
37.) Be given a rose (X)
38.) Fall in love (X)
39.) Meet the smartest person in the world
40.) Go to a fair
41.) Walk home from school (X)
42.) Introduce myself to my neighbors (X)
43.) Direct a musical
44.) Perform at a comedy club
45.) Smile and mean it (X)
46.) Finish writing my book
47.) Run into a store, ask what year it is, and then run out screaming, "IT WORKS." (X)
48.) Order diet water (X)
49.) Go to a drive in with a boy
50.) See a movie at the Hollywood Cemetery
51.) Shoot a basket on my first try
52.) Perform at the Shakespeare Festival
53.) Go to the Ultra Music Festival
54.) Enter and win a pie eating contest
55.) Be in two places at once (X)
56.) Breakfast at Tiffany's (X)
57.) Watch my cousin spell his name
58.) Start a food fight
59.) Go paint balling
60.) Sing in the rain
61.) Egg someone's car
62.) Go to one of my Dad's concerts
63.) Go to fashion week
64.) Go on a shopping spree with my friends in London
65.) Play in a rock band
66.) Climb to the top of a mountain
67.) Eat snails (X)
68.) Swim with sharks
69.) Make a meal entirely from scratch for my whole family
70.) Finish a puzzle (X)
71.) Meet every author who has ever written a book I liked
72.) Walk the redcarpet (X)
73.) Try to make a Buckingham Palace soldier laugh
74.) Visit a Psychic
75.) Find my 3 am
76.) Learn sign language
77.) Bake a cake from scratch and decorate it (X)
78.) Run for President
79.) Meet the richest person in the world
80.) Ride a train (X)
81.) Go on a road trip to the east coast
82.) Ride the bus by myself (X)
83.) Speak in only french for a whole day
84.) Find the end of a rainbow
85.) Go to the superbowl
86.) Learn to surf
87.) Kiss someone on the top of the Empire State Building
88.) Be a Hero
89.) Go to an airport, get a ticket for the next departing plane to wherever, and go
90.) Dance in the rain
91.) Have a birthday party and invite all my friends (X)
92.) Go to a real haunted house
93.) Learn how to dance the tango
94.) Go Skydiving
95.) Stand up in the back of a truck in a tunnel
96.) Go to a restaurant and taste everything on the menu
95.) Sing in front of people (X)
96.) Make a full length movie
97.) Help a homeless person (X)
98.) Visit the real Hogwarts
99.) Visit Europe by myself
100.) Witness a miracle
101.) Wish on a shooting star
102.) Visit Africa
103.) Hug a Koala Bear
105.) Learn Archery (X)
106.) Make a film that touches everyones heart